Retreat

2004-11-16T07:03:00.000-08:00

Sigh. I know I shouldn't be blaming others screwing up this big exam. But what the hell .. You feel especially cheated on when you think bout it. fuck man. imagine how shitty you'll fail when u know u fucked up 3 essays out of 4. Worse still, tts my only humans.

fuk.*** **** **** u useless piece of shit.

2004-11-15T07:52:00.000-08:00

History elect tomorrow. fuck. If China don't come out I can jump off the building and die

hey mrs ziwei, if you got any more problems, come to me in school yea? and if u feel like it, u can come slap my face. haha yup. only pussies slap. pussies like u. pussies in need for a shave. black pussies like you. lol. come, my face is waiting.

and if you don't dare .. don't worry, nobodys gonna read this. this blog is sorta deserted. nobody passes by here. nobody will know bout all ur cowardy actions. haha .. justa inform you. anw, what you just did is soooooooooooo wrong. you shouldn't have tagged my friends blog under my name. they're such close buddies of mine like who the fuck is gonna believe you? what u did merely earned yourself more haters. have fun!

anw gal, I've no more time to waste on bitches like you. so, let this be the last call. if you still not happy, den tts ur lanjiao tai ji lar. kan ni lao bu.

tts all folks. enough of her. its time to get over such losers, I've got a life to lead!

2004-11-14T07:41:00.000-08:00

WONG ZI WEI

oh. i jsut called a black boy and who wouldn't agree man u are black wad.
face it dude

i just blogged wad i liked wad who wouldn't agree man u are a mutha fucker wad face it dude

i just felt ur just a loser who hasn't got any brains wad and who wouldnt agreee man. face it dude

i just felt someone shouldnt be so stupid andcome read something offensive to him who wouldnt agree man face it dude

i just felt that ur arguing based on nuthing cos u can only say that im fat wad else can u say? nothing. ur a loser who wouldnt agree man. face it dude

cum ur mother chibye and bring her to the brothel and work lar. but wait. who the fuck will patronise? i bet she as black as u. family all fucker niggas

haha ur not fat. ur TANNED. and TALL. and why? cos ur whole family are all 'kneegrows'
and since u said we got nothing to do with each other, den haha make sure i dun see u tagging again man. but wait? what happend to the tagboard? where izzit?

oh so sad man nigga. u can only come and watch me scold u then .. HAHA. so sad.. so sad..

2004-11-14T02:16:00.000-08:00

The Heavens shall open again
The Stars will lose their way,
And Fear decends upon the earth
A saint awakens and destroys the seal of chains.
Ravenous teeth shall rape the land
The land! Tis cruel.
Crimson Blood stains the ground
Under the Sun
The 8 jewels of Legend and Lore shall appear
And Satan will have arisen. .
Heed these words ye wise man!
A day shall come
Upon which the soil shall 8 stars be affixed,
Nightmare's Day shall it be called
When Heaven's rays divide the sky
and Echoing wails ring in the Valley of Death,
And a light will come down upon this land from the world once forgotten

- excerpt from 'Nightmare's Day', of the Great Prophecy [the Secromicon]

2004-11-10T03:45:00.000-08:00

wongziwei fucking mutha chibye. go take a look at urself in the mirror la. you are even blacker than hafiz. bloody hypocrite backstabber. kan li lao zho gong zha bui tai. honk gan lar.

2004-11-09T04:36:00.001-08:00

who am i to you? says: well he unzipped his jeans
i need 400dollars ...anyone? says: -_-
who am i to you? says: no la when i saw it his jeans was already unzipped
who am i to you? says: then that thing was thrusting out
who am i to you? says:and he was grabbing it

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lol. my friend met a malay flasher. HAHAHA. 'thing' was thrusting out

2004-11-07T20:41:00.000-08:00

some people are just that bitchy. they think they're always right, they think they have the right to comment bout every single thing. call me humji? but whats your name? i don't think ure any better. somehow, ur worse. if you have so much spare time to comment bout all these rubbish, why not bring your dog for a stroll at the park.

2004-11-07T03:47:00.000-08:00

i feel as tough i just completed my 1000th ejaculation. fuckin shagged now.
well .. thats all for emaths. I'm gonna watch 'The Best Bet' now. ciao

-andrew. stop asking me to update. you should tell urself that.

2004-11-06T03:31:00.000-08:00

fucking hell. seriously I think I do the stupidest thing on earth mans. I plotted the y-axis wrongly and I rubbed off the x-axis. wtfff. and 10secs later I find myself rubbing off the entire sheet when I can actually start with a fresh piece. and when that struck me, I threw that spotless just erased paper into the bin.

I'm only halfway through my papers and I'm in holiday mood already. sigh. how to study?

2004-11-03T19:39:00.000-08:00

now i know why ure shutted down by all the different cliques in 409. since ure so confident bout yourself, make sure you get 6points for ur O'levels. and if you don't, you can go lick fooly hua's puss.

I pray that your neck grows longer.

2004-11-02T21:43:00.000-08:00

This entry will about indians in Singapore. Haha, if you're one I suggest you not click that little that little [ x ] at the top right hand corner of this page. For one to improve, one has got to understand his/her weaknesses right?

Firstly, if you people have realised, the kind of wax/gel/whatever rubbish indians apply on their hair actually stinks like the kinda shit you find in Mark Tay's toilet. This is especially so when your caught up in the MRT full of indians, or even out on the streets. Okay. Let me give you 2 scenarios. Spend sometime pondering over eh-?

Scenario 1
Venue: In an MRT heading from Bugis to Yew Tee
Time: 6.00 - 7.00 pm
Note: Little India is near Bugis

After a few hours of shopping at Sim Lim with Yukchun, this friend here named Eugene is finally heading home for dinner.When he first boarded the train, it was already packed with working class passengers. 'wtf' he said. What's worse is that, just infront of him theres this old indian man, dressed in a 'probably the most expensive tee-shirt' tee-shirt he could afford. His hair was completely waxed with gel. you know .. that greasy greasy kind that indians like to use? yah that type. He could even see some cum-lookalike patches on it. And so for the whole of the 45mins journey home he had to tahan that disgusting odour emitted from his hair. knn. Eugene even tried to be nice and offer that man a seat (of course, really bui tahan lar .. i rather he sit down than stand in front of me lor) and that mutha fucking cheebye asshole marktay wannabe actually offered that sit to somebody else.

2nd scenario
~~~~~~~~~
Venue: Busy streets of Orchard Boulevard
Note: Somewhat similar to the one above

As usual the streets were packed with people. Can you imagine yourself taking 5minutes just to walk 10metres? In front of you is an indian wearing a singlet. Think about it.

2004-11-01T18:49:00.000-08:00

Sigh. What if I score higher for O'levels than my prelims? That would be the ultimate joke of the year. Not as though I was a 6 or 7 pointer during prelims who could afford to be complacent. I really wanna know how the fuck can they come out Korean War as a RI question.

This is bad.

2004-10-29T16:17:00.000-07:00

omg. 3 more days!! omg omg omg. nervous. stress. scared. scared. scared. I rather watch The Eye 3 times than to take that damned paper. Need to start praying already. Recently, I've offended God too much, so have to start praying earlier than the other pass few exams. I suppose God helps everybody right? God!! help me! help me! give me 7 distinctions please. Puh-leeeeeease~~~~~~

Sigh. Lame. I'm so damn boliao even I can't stand myself .. so I sit? _._
Ohwells .. Hopefully the A's will start pouring on me when I receive my results in March.
Do your best, let God do the rest.

okay. I'm going to sleep now.
biboo~

2004-10-27T13:08:00.000-07:00

Andrew gets horny over phones. According to him, its a good way of 'de-stressing' himself. Tskk. Wonder how he does his business just by drooling over the phones. Take good care of your little brother yea?

2004-10-27T05:13:00.001-07:00

Jerry Stackhouse 29"
Steve Francis 40"

Hrmm .. I know I shouldn't compare like that. I'm not being mean but tryina pick off a comparison between them. Steve Francis, undisputely amazing. Of course, second to Carter =)

* 29" means 29 inches. vertical leap.

2004-10-26T13:25:00.000-07:00

today was helluva kickass session. Chopped a while after physics prac.
Played a 'couple' of 1-on-1.
AS USUAL, I walked away with the ultimate winner of the day. The MVP.
Jerome, Yukchun and Alvin ..
How was the major thrashing session?
=) =) =) =) =) =)

Anw, physics prac .. didn't went on as smoothly as I thought. Hopefully I can do better for my main papers. Had spoke to mum bout it. Since I'm not a science student, I might be considering the Arts stream in JC. After my A'levels, SHOULD be, if nothing drastic crops up, heading for SMU to study management.

Which JC is the best in arts? anyyone?????

2004-10-25T13:18:00.000-07:00

Hokay. Have thrown music into this place. Yes its really music. Kid you not. Ladidum. You may have pressed the glaring cross on the right of this page to stop that awful goddamnit jingling noise, but if you haven't, thats unfortunately the kind of stuff i listen to sometimes.

A poor reflection of my music tastes perhaps, but hey, thats what makes me happy and delirious. Its 4 in the morning and I've got an early paper tml. Cldn't get to sleep with a runny nose like that. Suffering from insomnia lately resulting in waking up late every afternoon. not fine at all.
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one man's poison is another man's meat. stop looking at the whole damn world through that acute vision of yours. who are you to slamm your pointless judgement on people? your so darn materialistic what orbits around that pea-sized brain of yours are probably pure vanity discriminations. get a life dude. dumb fcuk. your nowhere near what a 16year old is. remember, what goes around comes around.

2004-10-24T13:50:00.000-07:00

7 days more. Time is running out. I really really hope I can score 10 points or lesser man .. Is the ladyluck on my side? I'm really short of time now and the worst thing is, I can't seem to concentrate when I'm on my study table. Whats wrong with me man .. my mind seems to be thinking of other things when I'm tryina memorise those facts on the textbooks. This is not the way!! If I screw up this exam my future is gone. I know myself best. I'm not a 'poly' kind of student, I'll just slack and slack more if I'm provided too much free-time.

But .. So what if I see the objective? I don't seem to be working hard enough, I'm not going to achieve anything just by indulging in self-pity am I? fuck.

Sigh .. guess what? I just wasted 1 bloody day sitting in front of the computer watching "wo cai wo cai wo cai cai cai"cos I downloaded like 11gb of it.

god bless me please

2004-10-23T04:01:00.000-07:00

hurh .. back from 1/2 a day of shopping.
Let me see. a reebok jacket. kappa dryfit. an umbrella.
sky was pouring after I was done at the salon.
didn't want to walk in the rain cos my hair was finely waxed.
yah. so thats how I ended up with the brolly.

anyway, shopped around Causeway Point.
jacket designs were nowhere near fantastic.
walked for close to 30mins till this navyblue windbreaker caught my eye.
costly. 50 bucks.
Nm. Whats important is Im paying for something I like.

oh. did I mention I was so tempted to buy this kappa dryfit?
the logo read "clearence sale. last 2 days"
cldn't resist the temptation.
there goes another 30.

all was good ..
till the thought of examinations came in
day was killed

2004-10-22T10:27:00.000-07:00

I wrote this poem lor. Really! I wrote it! Serious lar. I swear!!

Friendships come and friendships go,

Some are real and some are just for show.

The friendship between us,

Is no mad fuss.

We've had our differences, I learnt and let go.

I'm glad I did cause now I know.

Friends are there through thick and thin,

To make you happy, smile and grin.

They are there to stick up for you when others are there to hurt,

They won't disappoint u behind your back or talk any dirt.

Friends are there to brighten the days that seem so rough,

They are there to share happiness when things are no longer tough.

They are there to talk about girls u like and don't,

And they wont go after a girl you like- never will and won't.

A friend is someone special you can confide in and trust,

Everyone needs people like this in their life, and it's a definite must.

A friend is someone u can talk to each and every day,

And that U can believe in everything they say.

I'm glad to have know someone, who is all of these and more to,

And hell yeah ... of course tt is YOU!

2004-10-22T05:57:00.000-07:00

I UNDERSTAND MACROMOLECUES! Finnnnally i do!
OMG IM SO FUCKING HAPPY
ok. off to catch fiona. ciao

2004-10-21T11:44:00.000-07:00

Chem prac today. Sigh .. screwed up quite a bit. Cldn't do the first part of mole calculation, and so for the 15minutes i was starring at the paper. It said, "stone.." I went to try out the rest of the question, and like fuck. I can do most of them. Cos i needed the first damn mole reading to answer the rest of the questions. damnit. 8 marks gone like that. weee~ nvm, I'll try harder for the main paper then.

anyway, choy ping said my titration is model answer lor! omg. 19.7 =)
-rejoice!
Oh and i got sulphate for the anion. similar to yours?

2004-10-20T07:39:00.000-07:00

"TOUGHER laws, including imposting a jail term, are to be introduced against home users who illegally download music, movies and comper programs from the internet onto their computers .. Law will be changed to make it a crime, with maximum $20 000 fine and 6 months jail"

O my gawd. Haha .. Imagine one day the police just come and catch me and send me to jail just because I downloaded a song. Then what? No school tomorrow? But if you were look at it as a whole, most of these 'download-ees' are the students, excluding proffesionals of course. Imagine how many of your classmates will be taken away to jail abruptly during lessons cos they downloaded some stuff from the net? And the most important thing is, how the fuck am I gonna upload mp3 into my zen? fuck. cannot download, then where i get the mp3s? go record arh? then we whats the point of paying $900++ for them?

2004-10-20T01:04:00.000-07:00

It all starts tomorrow, chem pract. looks like after 26th of October I can start throwing some of my books away already.

Tsk .. but that should be the way eh-?
good luck everyone
im off to cut my hairrr!
ciao

Vindicated I Am*
Flawed by imperfections
Misunderstood i am
I mock stupidity
Nonsensical when epiphany invades
Much as i dislike masquerades
I smile to forgive
Laugh to forget
Straightforward not bitchy
Honest not tactless
I detest manipulators
The epitome of self denial
Willing to reconciliate
Till betrayal grudge will behold
The stars will cry the blackest tears
Like slow spinning redemption
My mind indulges in serendipity
Once bitten twice shy
Still, i'd give hope a try.

Lonely hours, devoured by helplessness
Night is when i serenade
Watching the stars go by.

I question Mona Lisa's smile.

2004-10-19T08:08:00.000-07:00

没时间！我没时间！！读了一整天的书。不见得对我有丝毫裨益。俗语说，“书生不出门，能知天下事”。可我却快被‘窝’死了。

机会来了！O水准转眼而至，这可是我一展抱负的大好机会！我陈思浩可绝非池中之物，十年寒窗的心酸，你们又怎能了解。天降大任于私人也。。哈哈，准被看我飞黄腾达吧！傻子们~。只要我能高中状元，贾静雯是不是会看我多一眼呢？卯死了！！她可是我心目中的女神偶！她的笑，她的美，她的一举一动。。好比天上的月亮，九天玄女的化身。是女娲娘娘有生以来最得意之作。。哇哇哇！

okay. Back to english. Haha .. I know I'm damn cool. Thank you.

mixed emotions

2004-10-17T07:40:00.000-07:00

its over. the journey has ended. Sigh .. Till now, I can still clearly remember my sec1 orientation camp heh.the songs we sang .. 'truly madly deeply' .. ' at the beginning' and Rojer Poulier telling us how fast we took to bathe compared to the earlier batches. Sumore with people like Andrew Soh and Clifton Choo interrupting my beauty sleep. Stealing oreos from my 'oh-so-cool' converse bag. The PSLs taking charge of us were Dominic Poon and Jin Wei. Assholes went to hang PE shirt on the tables, the 3 of us almost tot it was a ghost or something. ahaha

Dominic Poon - scouts guy. Haha, I think he got some disease or something .. whole day scratching his south-pole. Serious.

Jin Wei - That guy who almost cried when he told us bout his 'slacking days' during sec1 sec2. Resulting in him getting posted into some shit class.

Not to forget, how can i leave out our favourite form tutor Gazhali. Haha .. His lessons were like some majour talk cock session lar .. Ammar just have to start the ball rolling by asking him bout cars, ferraris, watches. bang~ Gone case, no wander i fail my english MY in sec1. He can be a real asshole if he has to la ..cos most of my sec2 life was like spent outside the class lor. That time, i accidentally threw chalk onto him, according to dexter, he performed some matrix stunt. In the end? The chalk didn't touch him, and i was sent to the HOL office. knn~

Still got sumore .. remember Joan Lee? I remember scolding her 'chao chibye' in the face before, and all she did was smile smile. Then the next minute she will return to her worksheets. Everytime during her lesson, there will be people playing soccer at the back .. people throwing each others pencil box onto the ledge .. people's ear being snipped.

Who can forget the infamous 2e11-2002? True lar .. we got no class spirit.. but we do stand united against the malays and indians duh. We created the most trouble, our class was the noisiest, most noctorious ever. Even that guy who sank the canoe during canoeing contact time came from our class. Ahaha. Exam period .. who cares? All go chiong lan at meridien. Andrew's trademark move, slamming the mouse when he dies .. pulling out ammar lulla's monitor wire.

Seriously, the lower sec years were like the best years of my SJI stay. The friendship bonded were much stronger. Ace camp. hellotta fun we had. Ahaha .. I can still remember scolding CSL 'bo lao bei, bo lao bu' lor. Time flies .. The thought of leaving SJI is damn bloody sick and un-welcoming lar .. Imagine im not gonna step into 409 classroom anymore. Imagine we're not going to chiong for the canteen when the bell haven even ring anymore. very soon, we wun be even walking into the narrow lane caught between the school and the CC. Still .. we have to move on.

Frois, Jeremy chua, eric, yuhsien, jafni, frans, hafashah, alex, cyril chua, calvin, shawn rodrigues, alvin ong .. all the best man .. good luck in ur future endeavours .. you people rawk my upper sec life.

as for the my closer friends .. dunnit lar hor? im sure we'll meet up sooner den expected.

all the best,
Eugene

ciao~

炸弹满天飞!!!

2004-10-16T09:44:00.000-07:00

OH MY FUCKING GOD!! HE DID IT AGAIN. FUCK. THATS TIM DUNCAN BY THE WAY. OH MY FUCKING GOD! imagine he just jump over u like that. SIA LARRRRRRRRRRR

I'm so rich, how?

2004-10-15T07:53:00.000-07:00

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Hello people! I'm back again. Nup. This entry is not gonna be over Mark Tay. Who gives a shit bout what he does and what he says. At least I won't have to see his face for the next 2 and 1/2 fucking months. Hooray!

As you can see. Im actually fucking rich. Please come and suckup to me. I can spare you some true blue 50 dollar notes if you beg really hard. Once again .. not till you give me some lickin' on my toes. Muahaha. Who the fuck is Billgates? He got microsoft, so what? I got more money than him! Osama bin laden, bomb twin towers. so what? I can pay al-Qaeda to bomb mark tay's toilet and flood his house with sewage. Im sure quite a fraction of it will go into his mouth!

HAHAHA! I can picture that scene in my mind now. LOL. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You can ask Andrew, Yukchun, Jiawei and Alvin if you doubt what you see above. But your really stupid if you don't even believe what your own fucking eyes. Like what Miss Foo will say, "die!"

C'mon lar .. Im damn damn rich okay? Dr Eugene Tan blows his nose with crispy fresh dollar notes. Thats like so damn fucking evident, you can kiss my ass if you didn't hear it from others.

Cyril! Our Hero!

2004-10-14T01:54:00.000-07:00

3 cheers and 3 cheers and 3 cheers for Cyril~!
Hip Hip! Hooray~!
Hip Hip! Hooray~!
Hip Hip! Hooray~!

Cyril's a hero! Cyril's the man! Cyril's the champ!
Lets give Cyril a round of applause!
*clap clap* *clap clap*

"Hereby, I would like to take this opportunity to declare: As of now, Cyril will take over me as the new generation of SJI paikia!" said Eugene. As I announce the news to my avid blog readers .. I can vividly recall what happened 3hrs back ...

It was a sunny bright afternoon. In fact, a moment of remembrance. Then and there, I witnessed the most fearsome battle ever for the past century! Peaceful as it may seem, it was nastier then the Battle of Boyne, added intimidation balanced against the Boxer Rebellion. Subtle mercy was displayed. Violence was demonstrated to the brim!

Cyril at the battlefront, against was a dim-witted beast with such a hollow brain I bet nobody else on Earth is 'stupid-er' then him/it. Haha. Cyril fought with gusto, with pride, with everything that makes a real man. I almost thought the Monkey God's soul entered his body or something. I've never seen a Cyril displaying such supremacy, he was as fierce as an Archilles incarnate! Wow!

Cyril! Good job man! 409 will love you for that! Like I said, YOU should be the Junior/Senior Josephian! Keep up the good work. You were marvellous. You're our leader now. Muahaha

Ping Piang Piak Bang Gong! Sia larrr. Needless to say, Cyril emerged as the victor. And for now .. the question is, How about tt ugly-looking creature? What happened to him?

Ohwells .. I sorta overheard a conversation between him and Saravana. Haha, courtesy of **** lar ..

Sara: Its your fault! You started it first!
****: Hahaha! I don't care! He hit my head first!

Bish! Still want to act assif you won? The whole damn class witnessed Cyril delievering the crucial punch on ur neck lar dui .. Whoever started all those shiit, we all know best lor. Right 409?

2004-10-13T02:55:00.000-07:00

I've been the boy with my socks pulled high
Been the outcast never running with mascara eyes
Now I see the world as a candy store
With an misleaded smile, saying things you can't ignore
Like.
Money I love you
Chemistry I hate you
Freedom I need you
O'levels, hey fuck you
I can see everything
Here with my third eye
Like the blue in the sky

I've been the boy- middle finger in the air
Unaffected by rumors, the truth: I don't care
So open your mouth and stick out your tongue
You might as well let go, you can't take back what you've done
So find a new lifestyle
A new reason to smile
Look for Nirvana
Under the strobe lights
Sequins and sex dreams
You whisper to me
There's no reason to cry

2004-10-12T05:03:00.000-07:00

deleted the earlier post. shouldn't be so bad. Moreover, they're still my good friends. Haaha. Just attempted the SN emaths paper. Fucking killer. maybe its cos my emaths sucks like shit? Dunno .. nvm. I gave up 1/2 way doing paper2.

stress.stress.stress.

sour grapes

2004-10-09T09:00:00.000-07:00

tsk .. my sentiments andrew. True enough .. Its always the times when exam comes, ones true personality prevails. For my case, post-prelims. This entry is of course directed to someone out there. Im not going to pen down his name or so. Call me balless if you have to. Its just that this person is actually one of my closer friends and its not very polite to pin-point him.

Here goes ..

He scored an aggregate of 20++ points. Close to a JC, but not there yet. Apparently, I made it to one lar .. MAYBE its because I have been performing miserably the past 2 years, doing lousier then he was and I finally beat him for prelims. I'm not sure whether issit cos of jealousy or smth, for the past one week he had been showing me some kind of shit attitude.

It seemed that whatever I say to my friends would be conduited to "hanna! can go JC lar .. kaobei people lar." C'mon man, get a life. Think before you speak shithole. You know I don't mean that. Are you that shallow to the point, that an exam acutally justifies your impression of a SUAVE, HANDSOME, SMART friend like me? So for now, whatever I say will be shot right down.

Whenever the group of us gather together to discuss bout accademic preferences, I feel fucking awkward. Reason? You people know best. Firstly, I really wanna participate, but I know I will be shot down and you can't expect me retaliate with something like, " shutup lar. you cannot go JC your own problem. who ask you so stupid. #*%$%^!!!" To me, hes like standing on a sure-win position and at the same time uttering brainless remarks at me, except that he PRETENDS to put it in a joking manner. Secondly, if I were shutup. Some people like Jiawei will start saying stuffs like, "Eugene Tan, can go JC haolien arh. Dun wan to talk to us issit?" and then that person will chip in his dumb and retarded comments again.

Fuck you! Its damn sickening lar. You should know your limits and stop crossing the line before I chop off your leg. kan li lao zho gong

That day, I was in the canteen discussing with a group of friends about what courses to take when we enter CJ. I caught him firing dirty glances at me. Honestly speaking, I think its ABSOLUTELY normal that you study when exam comes. Maybe its only rotten bad luck you encountered that had brought you down, and NOBODY teased you or something right?

Too, I assume its PERFECTLY, 100%, COMPLETELY, ENTIRELY, TOTALLY, UTTERLY, FULLY and WHATEVER-LY natural to chat about the courses that I'm interested to take up. Please lor .. stop diluding in self-pity. The whole world is not gonna revolve around you and ur ego. Grow up. You should start reflecting on your own behaviour cos I don't think its gonna bring you far in life.

Best,
Eugene

ta ma de

2004-10-09T06:35:00.000-07:00

When is the NBA season startinG!?!?
Can anyone answer me?
I swear this time I'm gonna take down all the
players name, age, team, history!
Then yukchun cannot showoff infront of me anymore.
Muahahaha

Yesterday, J-will told me something.
I dare proclaim its the MOST disgusting,
cheapskate, horrifying, nauseating statement
I've ever heard ever since 23rd March 1988.

J-will: Eh eugene tan. put a folder named 'Jiawei' in ur player leh. next time i go out with you i can listen also

wa kanasai!

2004-10-08T06:46:00.000-07:00

sim wong hao: hahaa .. looks like u really did your research arh. take my zen touch if u want. i still got iPod la .. i so rich. will buy the iRiver one soon.

iPod man: I thought apple's rival are oranges? -.- RAH!

Yukchun: Sure. iPod or Zen. Take your pick.

iPod and Zen Touch: Dun worry! You will be as safe as a baby under my care! Who dares confiscated you? I buy new one!

andrew: Oh! Cannot! I lending Yukchun you know?

RAH!

haha. im over the sun.

2004-10-08T04:01:00.000-07:00

RAH!
Finally my Zen Touch is cooperating with my computer.
Haha.
Really have to thank Andelooo and
Chinaman for their help.
My gawd
Im so darn happy!!

Uploading stuffs now .. stay tuned!

Thx J-will
Thx Andeloo

Rah,
Eugene

Guilty?

2004-10-07T04:22:00.000-07:00

Haha. Today, I finally witnessed the most hypocritical ballless act by one of my classmate. Namely, Mark Tay. I shall start off with what happened yesterday.

6th October 2004, Wednesday
Setting: 2nd level 409
Period: Tan Sia Hui's lesson

WeiXun: Where are you going? How come your not coming tomorrow?
Tan Sia Hui: I don't have to tell you ( with her act cute baby gal tone)
Mark Tay: Going to visit her mum la. stupid
WeiXun: But why cant you go another day?
Tan Sia Hui (in tears): Cos after monday, she might not be there anymore.
Mark Tay: See lar! You make her cry
Eugene & Frans (heroes of course!): Mark Tay shutup la

- thats not exactly what they said lar .. but somewhere along those lines -

She was in tears already lar .. and I can tell that shes trying her best to suck those tears back. And you can imagine how insensitive Mark Tay is lar ..

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7th October 2004, Thursday
Setting: 2nd level 409
Period: After mama chong's period

Mark Tay: Class! Can you all help to sign the get well soon card I did for Mrs Chen?
Eugene: kanasai!

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Wa! Please lar. Why don't you just admit that your mind was so fucking overwhelmed by guilt that you feel you have to do something to convince yourself your not that disgusting. Sorry to tell you, but actually you ARE that disgusting. Wanna suckup to teacher then don't make use of the class? So what do you expect to get in return? Her to praise you? You fucking loser. If you want to get into her good books. DON'T DO IT AT THE EXPENSE OF THE FUCKING CLASS. And if your reading this, feel free to shoot me in the face. Be it in class or outside. Bring it on cheebye.

Peace
Eugene

快乐崇拜

2004-10-07T04:16:00.000-07:00

忘记了姓名的请跟我来现在让我们向快乐崇拜
放下了包袱的请跟我来传开去建立个快乐的时代
忘了你存在有什么期待欢乐你邀请它一定来
与其渴望关怀不如一起精彩快乐会传染
主你慷慨 come on 相恋的失恋的请跟我来
一边跳一边向快乐崇拜开心不开心的都我来
美丽而神圣的时光不等待快乐到底属于那个年代
70 80 90 还是Y世代翻开历史课本答案就算仔细找
也会找不到背也会背不好放松让我来说
什么年代吹着什么样的风我拿我的麦克风
唱出OLD SSCHOOL show yall ready to roll70的年代
复古我最high disco fever从来不肯say goodbye
只有放放放克才能酷男男女女老老小小
我们穿着喇唯裤爆炸头望春风左右摇摆上下一指神功
黑白电视可能无法感受但相信你们可以悟出黑色幽默到了80年代

Finally!

2004-10-06T08:23:00.000-07:00

Finally bought my Creative Zen Touch. Hoho .. And now I'm in possesion of both a mini iPod and a ZenTouch player. Muahaha. Be jealous of me, losers~
But wait .. WHAT'S the damn point if I cant even upload anything on it. Ta ma de. Then why did I pay $499 for? fm radio? -pouts

A couple of weeks to the O'levels. Stress factor is building up and I understand why I simply cant get myself down to studying mode. Normally after a major examination we will be given a few days of break right? Now? where got time?

Sort of confirmed I'm going CJC for the first intake. People ask me how I feel, I really dunno how to answer them. Its like 10kilograms of meat being meshed up with salt pepper and any other ingredients thrown into Mark Tay's mouth and come out as dunno what lar ..

I'm glad I made it to a JC, but at the same time, abhorrence of those mutha fucker entering the same JC as I am sickens me. Wanna know who? Haha

1) Mark Tay (this fucker ponned 2 prelim papers and yet got 20 points cos the school pitied him? Not fair lar. )
2) Wei Xun ENRIQUE (what kinda stupid name is that? fancy him giving himself a name as dumb as he looks. Wannabe stinky class chairman. L1R5 22 points. I heard the school is moderating him. TA MA DE)
3) Zihong ( I don't hate him. Hes a nice friend. But I cant help but judge him by his choice of language and his 'fashion sense'. YUCKS. You remind me of the garbage truck. You act so cool but you failed to realise your looks contradict your kind of 'coolness'. Reality check please.

As you can see .. Life is so fucking unfair. People can pon papers and yet get into a JC. Hes not even ashame of it? C'mon la .. You know how many thousand people out there are fighting for tt vacancy? And the school gave it to god damn dumbasses like you. Wake up. Make full use of that space your occupying and give it to people like Yukchun or Eric Neo. They're the true fighters who successfully improved more then 10fucking aggregates. You? Eat shit lar.

People. If I enter same class with these people arh .. Bye bye lar .. I rather go sweep the floor

Peace,
Eugene

Results

2004-10-04T01:19:00.000-07:00

English = C5
Chinese = A1
A.Maths = A1
E.Maths = C5
Humanities = B3
Physics = C5
Chemistry = C6
H.Chinese = C6

L1R5 = 20 ( -2 )
2005 Jan-Mar = Most probably CJC

Nothing much to say. Could have done much better. Ohwells .. 20 points on the dot. I dunno I should feel relieved or disppointed. But theres one thing tts for sure. Im damn tyco

Church

2004-10-03T04:12:00.000-07:00

Went for service this afternoon.

The first time experience wasn't fantastic at all. Its level of boredom was of expectance. Listening to some storyteller narrating bout the story of Jacob. Singing stupid songs which dosen't rythme at all. Like .. hello? Can't they organise something more interesting for a newcomer like me? Mentally drained now, I swear I'll never ever attend sucha church service anymore.

We even had to stand in some weird posture with your hands elevated135degrees up. I almost thought I was in a forest with those trees tryina reach out for sunlight. They're kinda prayer was like .. in some Jupiter language lar. " wala wala wala wala" "o me pls! o me pls! o me pls!"

my GAWD.

Urgh. Fine. Maybe I don't know howta appreciate it.But wah lau, Its like inviting me a musical concert, where I'll probably start snoozing the moment it commences. I have completely NO knowledge of anything there lor. I was forced there by some evil menace lar.

Anyway, Catholics/Christians out there, please don't get offended by what I said k? Cos even if you do
..........................
..........................
..........................
I won't care.

Your mum lar

2004-10-02T06:32:00.000-07:00

Tralalala~ Shalalala~ Im so happy! Shan't elaborate why!
Oh well .. ACTUALLY its no big deal. So maybe I should just shutup bout it.

Im an old fart now.

Anyways .. back for a quick update. Just reached home from my 152th Speech and Graduation. Haha. Didn't felt as sentimental as expected of myself, but its still sad to leave the school afterall. One more thing .. the sitting arrangement sucks lor. Beside me was Wei Shiang and Alex. Although they're both my friends, but its that kind where you say Hi to in the morning, and Bye when your going home. Fullstop. Theres NOTHING in the middle. No common topic at all. and so .. as a result, that 2 and 1/2 hours was really shitty for me larh ..

Sigh .. I really lost my touch of blogging liao lor .. NVM. I'll go think of more lame shitts to entertain you guys. ciao~

Best,
Eugene

hehe

2004-10-01T13:37:00.000-07:00

Two Thousand four!
Summer Time baby!
Heat it up yo~!

1-2-1-2-3 N! 外套脱掉脱掉外套脱掉
上衣脱掉脱掉上衣脱掉面具脱掉脱掉
龟毛脱掉脱掉通通脱掉脱掉
Frer Fre Frer Frer

Hey Yoh 穿上保护色还以为自己有看头
想要有点搞头怎么老是觉得很笨重
再也看不下去别怪人口太多那是心事重重
空气污浊有人太过臃肿

瞭了吧就是想得太多又卡住头
差点要本性流露就不要ㄍ一ㄥ过头

七情六欲仁义道德谁不是天生就有
yo baby ya baby 全脱掉　换一套　就地开窍

我们穿了太多烦恼热到自己受不了
脾气总会莫名其妙冒烟又傻笑
你辛苦我辛苦何必那么苦
yo baby ya baby

规矩太多一起脱掉有搞头一起飙
浑身上下清爽畅凉快活着多美好
你知道你想要那样才翘

This Aln't About Sex It's About Love
And If You Can Feel It Let Me Hear You Say
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na~
Na Na NaNa Na Na Na Na
通通脱掉
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

外套脱掉脱掉外套脱掉上衣脱掉脱掉
上衣脱掉面具脱掉脱掉龟毛脱掉脱掉
通通脱掉脱掉 Frer Frer Frer Frer

有冲动没行动那就什么都白搞
没问题干脆我们来分工合作谁要点那把火
谁要火上加油场子热了谁都不要躲干脆假戏真做

跳进来搅和给你机会放纵
拜托大家不要败再没事穿太多
123脱得精光锻炼身体有突破 yo baby I Want You(I Need You) I Went You I Need You

我们穿了太多烦恼热到自己受不了
脾气总会莫名其妙冒烟又傻笑
你辛苦我辛苦何必那么苦
Yo baby yo baby

规矩太多一起脱掉有搞头一起飙
浑身上下清爽凉快活着多美好
你知道你想要那样才翘

Ha I Don't Know About You
But I'm Felling Good And If You Can Feel It Too
Just Show Me What You Got
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
通通脱掉脱掉 Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
NaNa Na Na Na Na

外套脱掉脱掉外套脱掉上衣脱掉脱掉
衣脱掉面具脱掉脱掉龟毛脱掉脱掉
通通脱掉脱掉 Frer Frer Frer Frer

Accidentally In Love

2004-09-29T09:53:00.000-07:00

a little conversation ...

starring: She, Baby, Love, I

She said: What's the problem?

Baby: What's the problem I don't know leh. Well maybe I'm in love.

Love: I think about it everytime I think about it. I can't stop thinking 'bout it.

Baby: wah lau .. how much longer will it take to cure this? Just to cure it because I can't ignore it if it's love!

Love: You make me wanna turn around and face me but you don't know nothing 'bout me (love)

Come on, come on Turn a little faster! Come on, come on! The world will follow after!! Come on, come on Cause everybody's after love!

Love escaping away ...

I said: I'm a snowball running! And Im running down into the spring that's coming all this love

under the blue skies ...

love is melting ... belting out sunlight

shimmering out love.

She gossiping to Baby: Eh baby! I surrendered to the strawberry icecream leh .. but I didn't mean to do it .. because right.. theres no escaping to Love ..so he surrender lor..

life.

2004-09-29T05:34:00.000-07:00

Yess .. Life's good. LG. Except that I was really pissed off by Fooly today. I hate it when she discriminates those who do not act guai in front of her. You get what I mean? Ok, most probably NO. Nvm .. Taking for example tt Harshal Departmental Stall sitted behind me. Oh .. What can I say bout him? Hardworking vender. Sells his stuff at relatively cheap prices. One NECKLESS monkey who will go around interrogating the teachers for tips before exams. Basically an asshole who suckups to the teacher more then he suck himself. Fucking admit your at fault when you know somebody is getting blamed because of you yea? Shithead. Gutless prick. I hope ur dick gets entangled when your doing your business.

And for that mutha fu*king Fooly Hua. Get ur fu*king facts right before you start shooting people off. I was merely sitting there when I was fired by the paper missiles. Fu*k You. I hope you will be left on the shelf till the end of life, loner. Get a partner please! Try the red light districts, though I believe noone will actually patronise you.

Best,
Eugene

I question Mona Lisa's smile

2004-09-27T05:21:00.000-07:00

Anyway folks, I've changed my name to // E u j y n // Eugene Tan Sze Hao does not exist anymore okay? Except in my IC duh ...

Best,
Eugene

Hahaa .. back again. lol Yukchun. Is there a need to be so angry? Haha obviously what I said on the phone are all cocks. Enjoy your basketball session tml. And then.. your wrong again! I'm not a single bit angry also. Infact, abit happy tt your so defensive over our friendship when I forced you to make a decision. Chill asshole, although i believe what u told me on the phone were cocks too. Bish.

As for me .. I shall be the only representative of China gang tomorrow. Since even the branches in 411 will be absent too.

Mother Dear!
Father Dear!
Chairman Mao is the dearest of all!

Korea!

2004-09-26T02:46:00.000-07:00

Phew .. Finally settled for Korea. Andrew will be joining my mum and I. $1420, 8 days 6 nights. Sigh .. paradoxically a couple of my friends decided to back out the very last minute. Of course I'm not pin-pointing the guitarist, but hes indoubtedly part of the 'backing-out' party. Haha .. actually I cant really blame him lar .. considering that he just bought a $700++ guitar. Well, what can I say? Its his 'dream-guitar'.

As for the other guy .. I really don't understand him. He can be a really great friend if he wants to, at the same time, can a real fu*ker when situation turns sour. Shan't comment bout it .. he should know whats best for himself. Hes didn't took it seriously when I first asked him bout it, he thought I was just kidding. What the hell ..

[winnie] : hrmm .. Im fine with it, update me on the details.

memoirs

2004-09-23T10:42:00.000-07:00

Another week more and Im officially an Old Boy of St Josephs Institution. Little did I notice, I'm actually accelerating at such fast pace till the point that I'm about to close the second chapter of my life. Though I dare not proclaim that Imma true blue josephian who upholds my school reputation with pride, but at the very least, I had spent 1/25 of my life here. ( Im expecting myself to live till 100years old =D ) I truly found my clique, and they're all wonderful people (sometimes) !

3 years ago - I vaguely recall myself giving out Oreos during orientation
2years ago - One of my ears was twitched by Johnmark
1year ago - I could reminisce myself rapping "tell me" at the back of 309
Now - Im typing this entry at the same time wiping off the tears rolling down my cheeks -.-

Alvin, Andrew,Yukchun,Jiawei,Tingguan,Eric,Shawn Rodrigues,JeremyChua,Jeremy Frois, Aaron Yuan, etc. I never regretted knowing you people. Its about something called respect.
And of course ... Im sure you people feel the same way too =)
Its your privilege! Treasure me okay? Muahaha

Okay .. Tomorrows my last prelim paper .. and wish me luck.
Alvin says: Good luck!
Andrew says: Good Luck!
YukChun says: Good Luck!
Jiawei says: Good Luck!
Tingguan says: Good Luck!
Eric says: Good Luck!
Shawn R. says: Good Luck!
Jeremy Chua says: Good Luck!
Jeremy Froise says: Good Luck!
Aaron Yuan says: Good Luck!

Okay, I can see u pple are really sincere. thankyou! mai ni gong! i know! of course!
Good night then, gotta go catch some sleep. Biboo~

Best,
Eugene

Eric Neo Sucks!

2004-09-23T05:15:00.000-07:00

Eric Neo is such a selfish friend.
He broke his promise with Eugene.
Not to forget, thy feigns ignorance when Eugene messaged him on MSN.
Disgusting, sucha bad boy!

Best,
Eugene

2004-09-22T23:06:00.000-07:00

test.